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Probably The Most Hilarious English Teacher In Korea
September 6th, 2007 posted by JB under Career Tales

MJ, who goes by the moniker “Deity” for some reason, is one of those former MASP instructors (yes, those English-speaking, hot-uniform-wearing girls Adamsonian freshmen like me used to hit on) who now teach English in South Korea. This entry from her blog is incredibly hilarious I couldn’t resist posting it here.

Diane: Teacher you sure you wear panty?
Me: (Already plotting a glamorous way of getting rid of this arrogant elf) Of course, I am! You want to see them?
Class: (Shrieking at the same) Nooooooooooooo!!! Please, please teacher nooooo!!! She’s so gross! Teacher’s bad! Bad teacher!

Me: That’s it! Diane, you stay after the class! I’m going to call your mom!

Diane: (Giving me her sweetest devil-ish grin) Teacher, you like chocolate? I give you Hersheys!

As an aside, anyone who wants to be a great English teacher in Korea should first head over to Dr Kim’s English certification clinic.



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[ # 1095 ] Comment from deity [September 6, 2007, 3:23 pm]

as i said jb, i feel so blest for not having you as one of my students before. ha!

and yes, that certification clinic is hilarious. told you before that teachers here are required to have blond hair and blue eyes. luckily, i have some convincing prowess. =D

[ # 1101 ] Comment from Lyka [September 7, 2007, 1:16 am]

very funny! :)

[ # 1187 ] Comment from deity [September 26, 2007, 4:50 pm]

hello lyka, wanna teach here in Korea?

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